Category: Skin condition
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Scabies contagious
We’ve all been there, noticing our loved ones scratching relentlessly, and then realizing they have scabies. But don’t panic just yet, because scabies is a common and easily treatable disease. Here is a guide to dealing with scabies in a loved one with a touch of humor. Scabies is a contagious skin disease caused by […]
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Stucco keratosis
Are you tired of smooth, wrinkle-free skin? Tired of being spotless? Well, fear not, because stucco keratosis is here! Stucco keratosis, also known as “scaly skin syndrome” or “large age spot revolt”, is a common skin condition that causes small, rough, scaly patches to appear on the skin, usually on the scalp, face, or hands.But […]
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Folliculitis nhs
Are you tired of smooth and hairless skin? Tired of being hit-and-miss? Well, fear not, because folliculitis is here! Folliculitis, also known as hair follicle rabies or pore pus, is a common skin condition that causes small, red, and sometimes itchy or painful bumps on the skin. But don’t worry, it’s not just you, it’s […]
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Common skin diseases
We’ve all been there looking in the mirror and noticing a new spot, bump or rash on our skin. But don’t panic just yet, because this is probably just one of the many common skin conditions we all know and love. Here is a guide to dealing with these annoying skin conditions in an ironic […]
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Couperose skin
Ladies and gentlemen, gather around, for I am about to unveil to you the hilarious, yet informative, guide to dealing with Couperose skin.First things first, let’s define our enemy. Couperose skin, also known as “red face” or “spider veins” is a condition in which the blood vessels near the surface of the skin become dilated […]
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Scaly scalp
Well, folks, it’s happened to the best of us. You wake up one morning, run your fingers through your hair, and suddenly, you’re faced with a scaly scalp. It’s not a pretty sight, and it’s certainly not something you want to show off to the world. But don’t fret, my friends. I’m here to help […]
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Giant molluscum contagiosum
Ah, skin problems. The bane of our existence. And what a doozy we have here: giant molluscum contagiosum. It sounds like something straight out of a horror movie, but unfortunately, it’s all too real. First things first, let’s talk symptoms. If you’ve got giant molluscum contagiosum, you’ll know it. These suckers can grow up to […]
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Dark neck diabetes
Alrighty folks, let’s talk about a little something called “Dark Neck Diabetes.” No, it’s not a new type of diabetes where your neck turns a lovely shade of chocolate brown (although that would be pretty rad, let’s be real). It’s actually a common skin condition that can occur in people who have diabetes. So, what […]
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Fungal dermatitis
Well folks, let’s talk about one of the most annoying skin problems out there: fungal dermatitis. This little bugger can show up in all sorts of places, but it loves to hang out on warm and moist areas of the body like the groin, armpits, and between the toes. Symptoms of fungal dermatitis include red, […]
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Seborrheic dermatitis face treatment
Seborrheic dermatitis, also known as “dandruff of the face,” is a common skin condition that can cause red, scaly, and itchy patches on the scalp, face, and other parts of the body. But don’t worry, my friend, it’s not as serious as it sounds. In fact, it’s kind of like having a really bad hair […]